Joke of the Day:
From the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A blind man was describing his favorite hobby, parachuting, to a friend. Intrigued by this, the friend asked how on earth a blind man could go about parachuting. The blind man went through a long list of things that things were all done for him, then continued, "...and I am placed in the door then told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" His friend asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" the blind man replied.
His friend was clearly amazed but still wanted to know more, "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?"
The blind man quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack".

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Silly Fact of the Day:
Lead poisoning has been blamed for contributing to the fall of the Roman Empire. Women became infertile by drinking wine from vessels whose lead had dissolved in the wine, and the Roman upper classes died out within a couple centuries.

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