Joke
of the Day:
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the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A guy dies and finds himself up at the Pearly Gates where he meets St. Peter.
St. Peter says to him, "God has looked upon your life and decided that you are
to be welcomed in heaven under one condition."
The guy says, "What's that?"
St. Peter replies, "You must spell the word 'Love'."
Of course the guy does this easily and is let into heaven. Just as he gets in,
St. Peter's pager goes off. He tells the guy to watch the gate until he returns,
and reminds him that he must ask whoever comes to the the gates to spell the word.
Next thing you know, the guy's wife shows up at the Pearly Gates and he asks her
what she is doing there? She tells him that on the way home from the funeral,
there was an accident and she died.
The husband says, "alright, but you do have to spell one word first before
you come in to heaven."
She asks, "What's that?"
He says "Spell Czechoslovakia"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The longest
word in the Oxford English Dictionary means the act of estimating as worthless
- floccipaucinihilipilification, which has 29 letters.
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