Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came
by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, ''Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed
one seat.''
The man groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient. ''Sir,'' the usher said, ''if you don't get up from
there I'm going to have to call the manager.''
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched
briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally,
they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly. ''All right buddy, what's your name?''
''Sam,'' the man moaned.
''Where ya from, Sam?'' the cop asked.
''The balcony.''
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
A plaice,
which is a large European flounder, can lie on a checkerboard and reproduce on
its upper surface the same pattern of squares, for camouflage.
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