Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets
jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.
The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The man begs, "Look I am desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and
this is the only place we can see the game!"
After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning him that if there
is any trouble they will be thrown out the bartender relents and allows them to
stay in the bar and watch the game.
The game begins with the Jets receiving a kickoff. They march down field stop
at the 30,and kick a field goal.
With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving
everyone a high-five.
The bartender says,"Wow that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does
the dog do if they score a touchdown?"
"I don't know," replies the owner, "I've only had him for four years."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
In the
early 1900s while performing on the vaudeville circuit, Houdini worked with a
couple named Keaton. Their young son Joseph was intrigued by Houdini's magic,
and Houdini was quite taken with the boy. Houdini nicknamed him "Buster." The
name stuck, explaining how Buster Keaton, the famous film comedian, got his name.
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