Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to
load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
"You look
hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll
give you a hand."
"No thanks,"
said the young man, "My
father wouldn't like it."
"Don't
be silly," the minister replied, "Everyone
is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset.
Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave
driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the hay."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Emerson
Moser, who was Crayola's senior crayon maker, revealed upon his retirement that
he was blue-green colorblind and couldn't see all the colors. He molded over 1.4
billion crayons in his 37-year career.
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