Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
After a pleasant day fishing in the ocean, a fisherman is walking from the pier
carrying two lobsters in a bucket. Suddenly a Game Warden appears out of nowhere
and asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are
my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle, and these lobsters jump
out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day."
The warden,
not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The
fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch,"
as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden
says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of
the water."
The fisherman
turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
In the
1400's, a popular form of shoes called "crakows" sported extremely long
toes. The length of the toes, which could be over 20 inches, was an indication
of the social status of the person wearing them.
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