Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both
church members, to come to his home.
When they arrived,
they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held
out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher
grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For
a time, no one said anything.
Both the banker
and lawyer were touched and flattered that the preacher would ask them to be with
him during his final moments. They were also puzzled; the preacher had never given
them any indication that he particularly liked either of them. They both remembered
his many long, uncomfortable sermons about greed, covetousness, and avaricious
behaviour that made them squirm in their seats.
Finally, the
banker said, "Preacher, why did you ask us to come?"
The old preacher
mustered up his strength and then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves,
and that's how I want to go."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Coca Cola
was originally billed as an "esteemed brain tonic and intellectual beverage"
when it first appeared on the market in 1886.
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