Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he
set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm,
that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came
into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No, everything
is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm sure," I said.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know.
"I reckon not," I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do
with your leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on
me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Old firehouses
have circular staircases because, in the days when horses pulled fire engines
and were stabled on the ground floor of fire houses, they figured out how to walk
up straight staircases.
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