Joke
of the Day:
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the Comedy Zone Joke Files
It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a couple are spending the day at the
zoo. She's wearing a loose-fitting, spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's
wearing jeans and a T-shirt.
As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy
gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes mad. He jumps up on the bars, and
holding on with one hand, he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He
is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny, and suggests that
his wife teases the poor creature some more. He gets her to pucker her lips, wiggle
her bottom at the ape, and play along. She does, and the Gorilla gets even more
excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little
more skin. She does, and the Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him,"
he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and he starts doing flips. With
that, the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage,
slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Each square
inch of human skin consists of 19 million cells, 60 hairs, 90 oil glands, 19 feet
of blood vessels, 625 sweat glands, and 19,000 sensory cells.
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