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THE
JOKES & HUMOR eZINE ARCHIVES: JUNE 2001
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13.06.01
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Joke
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From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
Moses and Jesus were part of a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up
to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly
toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled
to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the
same water trap. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered
over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball right
up on to the green.
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over
the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck
and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by
and rolled down into the gutter, down the drainspout, out onto the fairway and
straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit
a little stone and bounced out over the water and onto a lily pad, where it rested
quietly.
Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball
into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew
away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped
the ball, which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
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Fact of the Day:
The Earth
moves in its 585-million-mile orbit around the Sun approximately eight times faster
than a bullet travels.
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