Joke of the Day:
From the Comedy Zone Joke Files
After ages searching for a new job, a blonde is eventually hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 a.m. the next morning.
The next day at 8:45 a.m., there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about his latest recruit. He says she's incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of the line is the blonde. She has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!"

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This blonde wanted to spend her entire vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel. The roof was deserted, so she slipped off her bikini to get an overall tan.
Five minutes later, the blonde hears someone running toward her. Since she is lying on her stomach, she quickly pulls a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, Miss," the assistant manager says. "The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would really appreciate it if you would continue to wear your bikini."
"What difference does it make?" the blonde asks. "No one can see me on the roof."
"Well, not exactly," the assistant manager says. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

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Silly Fact of the Day:
Bill Gates v3.1:
William Henry Gates III could really be called William Henry Gates IV. Gates' father, was born William H. Gates III, but replaced the Roman numeral with "Jr."

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