Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and
knees searching for something under a street light. The man asked the drunk what
he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex
wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist.
The man, being a kindhearted soul, got down on his hands and knees and began assisting
the drunk looking for his watch. After about ten minutes without any success,
the man asked the drunk exactly where he tripped.
"About a half a block up the street," the drunk said.
The man asked the drunk, "Why are you looking for your watch here if you lost
it a half a block up the street?"
The drunk replied, "The light is a lot better here."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Napoleon
Bonaparte was always depicted with his hand inside his jacket because he suffered
from "chronic nervous itching" and often scratched his stomach sores until they
bled.
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