Joke
of the Day:
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the Comedy Zone Joke Files
One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that day, so
he decided to go over to Spiderman's house.
Superman: "Hey Spidey, let's go get a burger and a beer!"
Spidey: "No, Superman. I've got a problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime
tomorrow without it".
So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up.
Superman: "Hey, Batman! Let's go get a burger and a beer!"
Batman: "Not today, my friend. My Bat Mobile is down and it must be fixed today.
Can't fight crime tomorrow without it".
Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the skies when he flies
over a penthouse apartment. And what to his supervision does he see, but none
other than Wonder Woman, lying on the deck, spread-eagle, stark-naked! Superman
gets a brilliant idea:
"They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered
what she'd be like with all her Wonder Powers". So he zzoooooommms down and does
her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice.
All of a sudden Wonder Woman sits up and says, "What was that?"
Then the Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but my ass hurts
like hell."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
A normal
cow's stomach has four compartments: the rumen, the recticulum (storage area),
the omasum (where water is absorbed), and the abomasum ( the only compartment
with digestive juices).
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