Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
There once was a lowly snail, who was busily crawling through the forrest one
day when he happens upon a Leprechaun, perched upon a toadstool. The Leprechaun
looks down at the poor snail, crawling on his belly all his life, and takes pity
on him.
"Snail," he says. "I am going to grant you a wish. Whatever you want, you have
only to ask."
The snail can't believe his luck! He thinks for a moment, and then excitedly exclaims,
"Yes! I do have a wish! I want a brand new, shiny red Corvette Stingray!" The
Leprechaun at first thinks that this is pretty strange, but then, considering
that he is talking to a snail, perhaps not.
"And" continues the snail. "I want a bright, golden "S" painted on the doors,
the hood and the trunk of my corvette."
"You shall have your wish," responds the Leprechaun. With the wave of his hand,
the snail's wish is granted.
And now, whenever the snail roars through the forrest in his shiny new corvette,
with the big "S" on the side, all the other animals of the forrest say...
"Wow! Look at that crazy "S" car go!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Before
pursuing a career in comedy, Drew Carey worked as a waiter at a Denny's in Las
Vegas. He also worked for a time as a bank teller, and served in the Marine Corps.
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