Joke of the Day:
From the Comedy Zone Joke Files
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
''I would like a Sprite,'' said the first little piggie.
''I would like a Coke,'' said the second little piggie.
''I want water, lots and lots of water,'' said the third little piggie.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
''I want a nice big steak,'' said the first piggie.
''I would like the salad plate,'' said the second piggie.
''I want water, lots and lots of water,'' said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
''I want a banana split,'' said the first piggie.
''I want a root beer float,'' said the second piggie.
''I want water, lots and lots of water,'' exclaimed the third little piggie.
''Pardon me for asking,'' said the waiter, ''but why have you only ordered water''?
The third piggie says ''Well, somebody has to go wee, wee, wee, all the way home!''

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Silly Fact of the Day:
Dinner guests in medieval England were expected to bring their own knives to table – hosts did not provide them.

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Joke of the Day:
From the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."
"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly mad now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so mad that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.
The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."

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Silly Fact of the Day:
U.S. Congressmen expressed surprise on learning in 1977 that it takes 15 months of instruction at the Pentagon's School of Music to turn out a bandleader, but merely 13 months to train a jet pilot.

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