Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's
room. He found one patient sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of
wood in half and another
patient hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked the patient on
the floor what he was doing.
The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor then inquired of the patient what the other patient was doing.
The patient replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks
he's a lightbulb."
The doctor looks up and notices the the other patient's face is going all red.
The doctor then asks the first patient, "If he's your friend, you should
get him down from there before he hurts himself"
The patient replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
A
guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring
dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam.
It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
During
the heating months of winter, the relative humidity of the average American home
is only 13 percent, nearly twice as dry as the Sahara Desert.
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