Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the
bride immediately called her mother. "Well, how was the honeymoon?"
asked the mother.
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Stan started
using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before!
All these awful four-letter words. You've got to come get me and take me home.
Please mama!"
"Come
on," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What
four-letter words has he been using?"
"Please
don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed.
They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama."
"Darling,
baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible
four-letter words."
Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, Mama, words like dust, wash, iron,
and cook . . . "
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Eskimos
use wooden "eyeglasses" with narrow slits for eyepieces to protect their
eyes from glare reflected by ice and snow.
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