Joke
of the Day:
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the Comedy Zone Joke Files
Ashley, a young blonde woman, was seen going into the woods with a small package
and a large bird cage. She was gone several days, but finally she returned.
Her friend,
Susan, never saw Ashley looking so sad. "Heard you went off in the woods
for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay. But you look so sad. Why?"
Ashley said,
"Cause I just can't get a man."
Susan replied,
"Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
Ashley said,
"Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods because I needed
to find something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."
Susan said,
"I don't understand what you're talking about."
Ashley replied,
"Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and
a bird cage."
Susan asked,
"So, how is that gonna help you get a man."
Ashley answered,
"Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
Ashley, a young
blonde woman, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird
cage. She was gone several days, but finally she returned.
Her friend,
Susan, never saw Ashley looking so sad. "Heard you went off in the woods
for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay. But you look so sad. Why?"
Ashley said,
"Cause I just can't get a man."
Susan replied,
"Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
Ashley said,
"Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods because I needed
to find something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."
Susan said,
"I don't understand what you're talking about."
Ashley replied,
"Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and
a bird cage."
Susan asked,
"So, how is that gonna help you get a man."
Ashley answered,
"Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The only
three countries in the world whose names begin with "Z" are Zambia,
Ziare and Zimbabwe, all in Africa.
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