Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator,
there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F"
(letters only).
He smiled at
her and replied, "S-H-I-T".
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde
was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly
as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression,
"S-H-I-T."
The blonde
finally decided to explain things, and this time she said: "T-G-I-F, Thank
Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered: "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Prior to
the adoption of the Twelfth Amendment in 1804, the candidate who ran second in
a presidential race automatically become vice president. Thomas Jefferson became
John Adams' vice president in this way.
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