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THE
JOKES & HUMOR eZINE ARCHIVES: JANUARY 2001
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29.01.01
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Joke
of the Day:
From the
Bar Jokes Collection
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces
that the dog can talk and that he has $100 to bet anyone who says he can't.
The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's
the thing on top of this building which keeps the rain from coming inside?"
The dog answers "ROOF."
The bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying."
The dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask him something else".
The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks, "Who was the greatest
ballplayer of all time".
The dog answers with a muffled "RUTH." With that the bartender picks them both
up and throws them out the door.
As they bounce on the sidewalk the dog looks at his owner and says "DiMaggio?".
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Actor Jamie
Farr who played the character 'Klinger' in M*A*S*H, was the only member of the
cast who was actually once a soldier in the Korean War.
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Joke
of the Day:
From the
Bar Jokes Collection
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces
that the dog can talk and that he has $100 to bet anyone who says he can't.
The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's
the thing on top of this building which keeps the rain from coming inside?"
The dog answers "ROOF."
The bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying."
The dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask him something else".
The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks, "Who was the greatest
ballplayer of all time".
The dog answers with a muffled "RUTH." With that the bartender picks them both
up and throws them out the door.
As they bounce on the sidewalk the dog looks at his owner and says "DiMaggio?".
Click
Here for more Funny Jokes
Silly
Fact of the Day:
Actor Jamie
Farr who played the character 'Klinger' in M*A*S*H, was the only member of the
cast who was actually once a soldier in the Korean War.
Click
Here for more Fun Trivia
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hot dogs ever made of dogs?
How do astronauts go to the bathroom in space?
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to you daily. It's completely free. CLICK
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