Joke
of the Day:
From
the Animal Jokes Collection
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out
for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room,
under the carpet, was a bump.
"No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself.
He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him his pack
of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway."
"Now," she said, "if only I could find my parakeet."
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Stupid
Fact of the Day:
Did you
know that Parker Bros. intially rejected inventor Clarence Darrow's board game
Monopoly due to '52 fundamental playing errors'. He thought they were wrong so
started production himself. Once the success of the formula became apparent, Parker
Bros. decided to take on production after all.
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