Joke
of the Day:
From
the Animal Jokes Collection
So this guy is walking down a back alley when suddenly he hears a voice, "Hey,
come over here a minute." Looking around he can't see anything except this mangy
old greyhound tied to a shed in someone's yard.
"Yeah, over here." Says the greyhound, "Look at the state of me. I'm stuck here
in this yard when I could be out there winning races. I used to be a champion
you know." The guy looks on in astonishment. A talking greyhound, this could be
his ticket to millions. Everyone would want to get to see this, TV shows, maybe
even films.
This is my chance, he thinks, and walks up the yard to speak to the owner. As
soon as the owner opens the door, the guys asks, "Can I buy your dog?"
"Sorry mate." Says the owner, "You wouldn't want that old mutt."
"No really, I do" insists the guy.
"Well, if you really want him," the owner goes on, "I can let you have him, but
I've got to tell you you're making a big mistake."
"Why's that?" the guy asks.
"That dog's a liar. He never won a race in his life!"
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Stupid
Fact of the Day:
Eleven
days before the statute of limitations was to expire on the Brink's robbery in
Boston, Massachusetts, that netted nearly $3 million in January 1950, one of the
robbers confessed and betrayed his fellow robbers.
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