Joke
of the Day:
From the
Bar Jokes Collection
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?"
The guy answers, "A scotch, please."
The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars,"
The guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender,
"You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which constitutes a binding
contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."
The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a
drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again." The next day, same guy
walks into the bar.
Bartender says, "What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got
the audacity to come back!"
The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my
life!"
The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."
To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."
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Stupid
Fact of the Day:
Did you
know that a vice-president got away with murder? Aaron Burr, who was Jefferson's
VP, shot and killed Alexander Hamilton on July 11,1804 in a duel. The men decided
on the duel based on insults exchanged over political issues. Burr was charged
for murder in New Jersey, but the State never pursued to convict him on the grounds
that 'civilized nations' do not treat dueling deaths as 'common murders.'
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