Joke of the Day:
From the Educational Jokes Collection
A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A wisecracking student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students finally settled down, the professor gave the student a long, appraising look.
"Well", he responded, "I guess you'll just have to write with your other hand"

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Stupid Fact of the Day:
Weekends on the East Coast are wetter than weekdays, according to climatologists at Arizona State University, who analyzed weather data going back to 1946. They reported that Saturdays are 22% rainier than Mondays. The likely culprit is air pollution caused by factories and commuters' cars. The pollution builds toward the weekend, increasing the chances for rain, then clears after a two-day respite, signalling fairer weather.

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