Joke
of the Day:
From
the Criminal Jokes Collection
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president
narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.
The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which
was released into the forest.
The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned
all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation
they concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the
forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies.
The rabbit deserved it.
The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear.
The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".
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Stupid
Fact of the Day:
Two young
larcenists in Florida, 14 and 15 to be exact, appeared before Judge Larry Seidlin
after stealing their twenty-fifth car in just two short years. After the boys
were released, they walked out of the courthouse and realized they did not have
bus fare for a ride home. Promptly, the duo stole number twenty-six; they crashed
the vehicle into a fence less than an hour later.
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