Joke
of the Day:
From
the Blonde Jokes Collection
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's
a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if
she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . .
. Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards
then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By
this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her
forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says
no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
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Stupid
Fact of the Day:
During
one scene in 'The Sound of Music', an orange box can be clearly seen stamped with
the words 'Produce of Israel'. The film was set in 1938, ten years before Israel
was founded.
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