Joke of the Day:
From the Work Jokes Collection
A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."
"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

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Silly Fact of the Day:
Ardent football fan, Pedro Gatica (52) cycled all the way from his home in Argentina to see the finals of the 1986 World Cup in Mexico. When he got there he found that he couldn't afford to get in, and just to make matters worse, while he was haggling for a ticket, someone stole his bike!

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