Joke
of the Day:
From
the Religious Jokes Collection
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept
confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more
person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came
up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died
at a ripe old age.
About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and
seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks
in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having
fallen."
The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about
the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger
at the mayor and said,
"I don't know what you're laughing about, Your wife fell three times this week."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The first
American sit-com to show a couple regularly sharing a bed might not be what you're
expecting. The Partners were Herman and Lily, and the show was The Munsters!
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