Joke
of the Day:
From the
Bar Jokes Collection
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time
the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
"What time does the bar open?" he asks.
"Same time as before - noon," replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins
at?"
The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room
service send something up to you."
"No! I don't wanna git in, ah wanna git OUT!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The site
of the bunker in Berlin, the location where it's believed that Hitler committed
suicide, is now a car park.
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