Joke
of the Day:
From
the Animal Jokes Collection
An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their
camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going die. But we sorry
for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. At sundown third day, you
die. What first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The indians get his horse.
The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse
on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comesback with a
naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy.
The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man... only think one
thing."
The second
day, the chief says, "What wish today?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The indians bring him his horse.
The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear,
then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked
redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.
The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man going die tomorrow
... can only think one thing."
The last day comes, and the chief says, "This last wish, white man. What want?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse.
The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my
lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"
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Fact of the Day:
Mime artist
Marcel Marceau is the only actor to speak in the Mel Brooks' film 'Silent Movie'.
He says the word, 'No.'
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