Joke
of the Day:
From
the Doctor Jokes Collection
The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear
that he didn't want to spend a lot of money. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered,
"No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly.
"Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Smith turned to his wife... "Show him your tooth, honey!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The average
adult blinks between 12 and 20 times per minute. Based on a 16 hour waking day
and a lifespan of 72 years, that would work out to be about 400 million blinks
in a lifetime. The function of blinking, of course, is to lubricate the eye. However,
we are wired to blink less when looking at a compelling target. This is part of
the reason that people who use computers for hours on end tend to experience eyestrain
- they usually blink as little as 5 times per minute.
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