Joke
of the Day:
From the
Bar Jokes Collection
A man walks
into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that
it is twenty dollars plus tip.
The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye."
The bartender accepts the bet, and watches as the guy pulls out his glass eye
and bites it. He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again.
The bartender tells him that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip.
He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye.
The bartender accepts knowing the man can't possibly have two glass eyes.
The guy then proceeds to take out his false teeth and bite his other eye.
Bonus
Joke
Joe has had
one too many one night and staggers out of the bar toward the bus stop. Eventually
a bus turns up and he lurches on, grinning as he finally flops down into a seat
next to a rather prim and proper looking old lady.
The lady leans over and says, "I've got news for you, you drunken bum, you're
going straight to hell."
Joe sits up bolt upright in in seat and shouts out, "Hey, I'm on the wrong
bus!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
A little
known fact about our favorite comic strip loser is that after some 43 years of
losing, Charlie Brown actually won a baseball game on March 30, 1993.
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