Joke
of the Day:
From
the Blonde Jokes Collection
A dumb blonde died and went to Heaven.
When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get
to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" exclaimed the blonde. But Saint Peter said not to worry, because he
would make it an easy test.
"Who was God's son?" asked Saint Peter.
The dumb blonde thought for a few minutes and replied, "Andy."
"Andy? That's interesting. What made you say that?" inquired Saint Peter.
Then the blonde started to sing, "Andy walks with me. Andy talks with me. Andy
tells me..."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Samuel
Hopkins was the holder of US Patent No.1 (1790). Thousands of patents were issued
before his, but his was the first when the numbering started. He patented a process
for making potash and pearl ashes.
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