Joke
of the Day:
From
the Religious Jokes Collection
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes
on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God
as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of
code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end
of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.
Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.
Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power
went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices
of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus'
program is intact. How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The hard
hats we see used by construction workers on building sites all over the world
were first invented and used in the building of the Hoover Dam in 1933.
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