Joke
of the Day:
From
the Relationship Jokes Collection
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men
to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and
the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all
the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there
are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100
miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only
one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you
in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my
sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did
you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Queen Anne
had a transvestite cousin, Lord Cornbury, whom she assigned to be governor of
New York and New Jersey. The colonists were not amused.
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