Joke
of the Day:
From
the Animal Jokes Collection
A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk
Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly
gives them some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out.
Around midday, the two chickens are back and looking quite annoyed. One leans
over to the librarian and says,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that
the chickens want another three books and promptly gives them some more. The chickens
leave as before.
About an hour later the two birds march in, approach the librarian, looking very
angry now and nearly shouting, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!' The librarian is now
starting to get worried about where all her stock is going. She decides to give
them more books but also to follow them and find out what's happening.
She followed them out of the library, out of town, and into to a park. At this
point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen.
She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the
frog was kept repeating,
"Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
When the
fruit of the South American Sandbox tree is ripe, it explodes. The explosion,
that is so loud it could be mistaken for gunfire, has such force that it scatters
the seeds as far as 50 feet from the tree's trunk!
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