Joke
of the Day:
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the Doctor, Doctor Jokes Collection
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."
The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing.
Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer,
move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then
you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."
The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's
for dinner?"
He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few
feet away from her.
Finally, she answers,
"For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Former
star of the hit TV show 'Bonanza', Lorne Greene, had one of his nipples bitten
off while filming his series, 'Lorne Greene's Wild Kingdom'.
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