Joke
of the Day:
From
the Religious Jokes Collection
A pastor explained to his congregation that the church was in need of some extra
money, so he asked them to consider being more than generous. He offered that
whoever gave the most would be able to pick three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed about the church, the pastor glanced down
and noticed that someone had graciously offered a $1,000 bill. He was so excited
that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to
personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady in the back of the church shyly raised her
hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front, so she slowly she made her way
towards him. The pastor told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much, and
in thanks he asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation. She pointed to the three
most handsome men in the church and said,
"I'll take him and him and him."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Did you
know that the first and last letter in the name of every continent is the same?
(Africa, America, Antartica, Asia, Australasia and Europe!)
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