Joke
of the Day:
From
the Criminal Jokes Collection
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president
narrowed the field to three finalists; the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police
Department. The three contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which
was released into the forest.
The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned
all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation
they concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the
forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies.
The rabbit deserved it.
The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The bear was yelling "Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The African
Jacana has the longest toes of any living bird. These toes, which can be as long
as three inches, help spread the weight of the bird, allowing it to walk across
lily pads in search of food without sinking.
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