Joke
of the Day:
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the Comedy Zone Joke Files
Fifteen minutes into flight, the pilot announced: "Ladies and gentlemen,
one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will
take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes
later the pilot announced: "One more engine has failed and the flight will
take an additional two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the pilot announced: "One more engine has failed and our arrival
will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry, we still have one engine
left."
The blonde in seat 17A turned to the man next to her and said, "If we lose
one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Drusus
Caesar, son of the Roman emperor Tiberius, so loved broccoli that he ate little
else for more than a month. He only stopped when his urine turned green.
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