Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The
man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought
it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's
house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
"Wow!"
the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected,
the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house.
"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"
"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have
the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
You blink
every 2-10 seconds. As you focus on each word in this sentence, your eyes swing
back and forth 100 times a second, and every second, the retina performs 10 billion
computer-like calculations.
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