Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A man hasn't been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid
I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you
don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's
terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten,"
the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?"
the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine..."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Five baseball
gloves can be made from one cow.
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