Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
After the grade-school class comes back inside, the teacher asks Alice, "What
did you do at recess?"
Alice says,
"I played in the sandbox."
"That’s
nice," the teacher says. "If you can go to the blackboard and write
sand correctly, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie." Alice does, and
she gets a cookie.
Then the teacher
asks Billy what he did at recess.
Billy says,
"I played in the sandbox with Alice."
The teacher
says, "Good. If you can write box on the blackboard, I’ll give you a
fresh-baked cookie." Billy writes the word, and he gets a cookie.
The teacher
then asks Mustafa Abdul what he did at recess.
"I tried
to play with Alice and Billy," Mustafa answers, "but they threw rocks
at me."
"They
threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination!" the
teacher says. "If you can go to the blackboard and write blatant racial discrimination,
I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The average
American's diet today consists of 55 percent junk food.
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