Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the
evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a
glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting
a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as
a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank
to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor
asked.
Johnny, who
naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey
and you wont get worms."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
With an
exchange rate running at an average of 428,287.55 Ukranian Karbovanets to the
dollar, total assests of just $5.62 will qualify a person as a Ukranian millionaire.
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