Joke of the Day:
From the Comedy Zone Joke Files
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told these men what the lady had said.
The men went to carve it in, but like the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote:
Returned un-opened."

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Silly Fact of the Day:
The mineral content, porosity, and general makeup of human bone is nearly identical to some species of South Pacific coral. The two are so alike that plastic surgeons are using the coral to replace lost human bone in facial reconstructions.

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