Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A gorgeous young blonde woman gets sick and tired of men trying to pick her up
in bars because she's beautiful, blonde, and so men thought she was easy.
One day, she decides to show everyone. She goes home and decides to smarten herself
up. She decides to learn the capitals of all the fifty states. Week after week
she practices until she knows them all. Finally, she is once again ready to go
back to the bar. She sits down and after a few seconds and guy comes up to her
and starts hitting on her. It is soon evident that he just wants to take her home
and have sex with her. The lovely blonde says emphatically, "But I'm not
just beautiful! I'm smart too!!"
"Yeah, yeah. I believe you," says the young stud. "Now let's go."
Again she protests. "No, really I am smart. I know the capitals of all the
states."
The guy starts
walking away, getting sick of her.
She follows him. "Really, go ahead ask me a state. I'll give you its capitol
and show you how smart I am."
Just to get rid of her, the guy says, "Fine. What's the capital of New Mexico?"
The breathtaking blonde looks at him proudly and says. "New Mexico has two
capitals: 'N' and 'M'."
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
The average
lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English
words.
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