Joke of the Day:
From the Comedy Zone Joke Files
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and
WHACK! knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.
The big guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "Geez," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden
WHACK! the big dude knocks him down again.
This time he says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this. He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves.
The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big guy and
WHAM! knocks the big guy off his stool, knocking him out cold!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.

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Silly Fact of the Day:
Roaches can live without food for a month, but will only survive a week without water.

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