Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor
does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically
every therapy known to man for his migraines and still shows no improvement.
"Listen,"
says the Doc, "I have migraines too and the advice I'm going to give you
isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten
from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub,
and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water
I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little.
Then I get
out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me,
I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately
gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later,
the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works!
It really works! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the first time anyone
has ever helped me!"
"Well,"
says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."
"By the
way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a really nice house!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
In January,
1987, San Francisco station KRON-TV became the first major market TV station in
the U.S. to air a condom commercial.
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