Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Arizona. He shot and dropped a bird,
but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer
climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him
what he was doing.
The litigator
responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going
to retrieve it."
The old farmer
replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant
lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you
don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The
old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things
in Arizona. We settle small disagreements like this with the Arizona Three Kick
Rule."
The lawyer
asked, "What is the Arizona Three Kick Rule?"
The Farmer
replied, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times,
and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The attorney
quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take
the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer
slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first
kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped
him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face. The
barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly
caused him to give up.
The lawyer
summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay,
you old coot! Now, it's my turn!"
The old farmer
grinned and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Before
going into the entertainment business, both Kris Kristofferson and Gene Roddenberry
earned a living as pilots.
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