Joke
of the Day:
From
the Comedy Zone Joke Files
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her
boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's
the matter?"
The blonde
replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had
passed away."
"I'm terribly
sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy.
Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde
very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind
off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees
and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me
know," he says.
A few hours
pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office
and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are
you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"
"No,"
replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that
HER mom died too!"
A
blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys
a gun.
She goes to
his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens
the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun
at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome
with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend
screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde
yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
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Silly
Fact of the Day:
Clint Eastwood's
"spaghetti westerns" marked the beginning of a new era in cinematic
violence. About fifty people were killed in A Fistful of Dollars (1964).
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